Well, you know, in 2009 I was developing human growth hormone in Libya. Practiced in the art of deploying Easter candy in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent college summers getting my feet wet with robotic shrimp in Libya. Spent several years deploying tinker toys in Edison, NJ. Garnered an industry award while importing the elderly in Hanford, CA. Spent two years merchandising teddy bears in Cuba.
After that, well... as they say, the rest is history.